How far East can you go before you start heading West?
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How far East can you go before you start heading West?
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That question is ridiculous, there is no logical answer for it. Once you are heading east, you will always be heading east. The world is round, not flat, so regardless of the distance you travel to the east, you will never be heading west. The definition of heading east would imply that north is to your left and south is to your right. The only way that you could be heading west is to physically turn around. I dont appreciate that question, as there is no real way to answer it, nor is there a humorous way to attack it.
Why dont you answer me these questions, wise ass?
1) Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says “Not available in all states”?
2) If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
3) When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
4) Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
5) Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Try those out, asshole.
That question is ridiculous, there is no logical answer for it. Once you are heading east, you will always be heading east. The world is round, not flat, so regardless of the distance you travel to the east, you will never be heading west. The definition of heading east would imply that north is to your left and south is to your right. The only way that you could be heading west is to physically turn around. I dont appreciate that question, as there is no real way to answer it, nor is there a humorous way to attack it.
Why dont you answer me these questions, wise ass?
1) Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says “Not available in all states”?
2) If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
3) When Atheists go to court, do they have to swear on the bible?
4) Why do people say beans beans the magical fruit when beans are vegetables?
5) Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Try those out, asshole.
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